Tuesday, July 29, 2003 :::
 
They will stop givine me those vienna sausages with the feel-good pills in them.-- Granite the Dog

::: posted by seide at Tuesday, July 29, 2003


 
I won't have enough money for drugs on vacation! -- Piki

::: posted by seide at Tuesday, July 29, 2003



Saturday, April 26, 2003 :::
 
I'm scared of being in a large, large, large group of people and tripping really hard. -- Helen

::: posted by seide at Saturday, April 26, 2003



Friday, April 25, 2003 :::
 
Today’s irrational fear: New Orleans will sink into the ocean before I have a chance to get tired of it and move away.

::: posted by seide at Friday, April 25, 2003



Tuesday, April 22, 2003 :::
 
I'm scared of rats eating all my stuff.

::: posted by seide at Tuesday, April 22, 2003



Monday, July 08, 2002 :::
 
I'm scared of the devil, especially bad dreams about
the devil or movies about the devil, like The Ninth Gate or
The Exorcist. -- Anji

::: posted by seide at Monday, July 08, 2002



Thursday, July 04, 2002 :::
 
I fear that one day, while brushing my teeth, I will accidentally shove the toothbrush up my nostril and impale myself in the brain. --Will

::: posted by seide at Thursday, July 04, 2002


 
I fear I will be held prisoner in a castle full of lesbian witches who keep me around for sperm donating purposes, and then the queen witch catches me jacking off. --Will

::: posted by seide at Thursday, July 04, 2002


 
I never carry an umbrella. I'm neurotically fearful of getting struck by lightening, so why carry around something that's really just a big lightening rod? -- Anji

::: posted by seide at Thursday, July 04, 2002


 
My fear is that I will find a pirate treasure chest, but as soon as I open it the ghost of the pirate will leap out, possess my body, and force me to shove the treasure up my ass. -- Will

::: posted by seide at Thursday, July 04, 2002



Wednesday, July 03, 2002 :::
 
Fear of the day: The infrastructure of the world as we know it will fall apart, and no one will retain the knowledge of how to make homemade cinnamon rolls. -- Kami

::: posted by seide at Wednesday, July 03, 2002


 
Global warming will kill all the polar bears and there won't be any left in the zoo to attack careless or overinquisitive visitors. -- Kami

::: posted by seide at Wednesday, July 03, 2002

ARCHIVES :::

random fears, paranoid musings, and irrational obsessions.