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Fear of the Day
random fears, paranoid musings, and irrational obsessions.
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Thursday, July 04, 2002 :::
I fear that one day, while brushing my teeth, I will accidentally shove the toothbrush up my nostril and impale myself in the brain. --Will
::: posted by seide at Thursday, July 04, 2002
I fear I will be held prisoner in a castle full of lesbian witches who keep me around for sperm donating purposes, and then the queen witch catches me jacking off. --Will
::: posted by seide at Thursday, July 04, 2002
I never carry an umbrella. I'm neurotically fearful of getting struck by lightening, so why carry around something that's really just a big lightening rod? -- Anji
::: posted by seide at Thursday, July 04, 2002
My fear is that I will find a pirate treasure chest, but as soon as I open it the ghost of the pirate will leap out, possess my body, and force me to shove the treasure up my ass. -- Will
::: posted by seide at Thursday, July 04, 2002
Wednesday, July 03, 2002 :::
Fear of the day: The infrastructure of the world as we know it will fall apart, and no one will retain the knowledge of how to make homemade cinnamon rolls. -- Kami
::: posted by seide at Wednesday, July 03, 2002
Global warming will kill all the polar bears and there won't be any left in the zoo to attack careless or overinquisitive visitors. -- Kami
::: posted by seide at Wednesday, July 03, 2002
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